As of recent news, George Santos has been spotted at a Washington, D.C. Starbucks. Left at his table was his holiday bucket list:
1. Holiday Toy Drive and Donation
Being a founder of many donation organizations, such as the ASPCA, St. Jude’s, Friends of Pets United (FOPU), and the American Red Cross, I have decided to put my efforts into helping less fortunate children. All the toys and money will be liquidated and transferred to my personal bank account, and I will personally oversee the process of donating these funds. As some of my donations in the past have mysteriously vanished, we will have increased security over the funds (although we cannot prevent mishaps that may happen).
2. Dress Up as Santa
I am obviously continuing my work on Cameo (considering that I make more than I would have as a representative), and to get in the holiday spirit, I will also be participating in the Christmas tradition of dressing up as Santa. But, I don’t believe in the conventional gift-giving tradition. Of course, talking to a man as important as Santa (or even as myself) is deserving of a hefty sum of $500 (plus my $200 holiday fee)!
3. Christmas, Kwanzaa, Hanukkah (Chanukkah)
I am a man wealthy with personality, so I cannot limit myself to just one holiday during this season. For all those who were upset over my comment about being Jewish, I’ll have you know that I meant that I’m ‘Jew-ish.’ However, as an inclusive person, I still make sure to honor the tradition of receiving gifts in each holiday, including Christmas, Kwanzaa, Hanukkah.
4. My World Tour
During these winter months, I find myself wishing to be in more exotic places, which are of much more interest to me. My list of travel destinations include Vegas, Miami, the Hamptons, the Bahamas, Aruba, Bora Bora, Hawaii, Turks, Costa Rica, and, of course, Brazil.
5. Holiday Gifts, and What I Want
After my generosity and hard work this holiday season, it’s only right to treat myself to a good number of gifts. I deserve it! If you were to come on a shopping spree with me, I would only be splurging on the necessities, including items from Sephora, Ferragamo, Hermès, and services such as facial treatments and spa days to reward a year of integrity and being an absolute icon.
